How to conquer the world

סתם שיר קטן ודפוק שהמצאתי היום

A's an awesome anecdote

B went bowling on a boat

C is craving for his cheese

:D delightedly decrees

"E is evil, eating ears

F is feeble, full of fears

Gorillas grinding on a gag

H a hyper-howling hag

I an insane insomniac

"J a jackass, or just "Jack

K is kittens killing knots

L is licking lice, a lot

M is marinating mice

N is naughty, not so nice

O is openly opaque

P is petrified of packs

:Q can questionably quote

"R's a robot on remote

S is scolding sleeping sellers

T is teeming with those tellers

U's utensils in Ukraine

V is vomiting in vain

W washes wardrobes

my Xylophone is xenophobe

Y is yielding yew for you

Z a zebra in a zoo

now I know my ABC

all are crazy, as you see

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