(Enter FATHER with a crowbar, bursting in through the door. In the bathroom, Scotty is crying and shivering in fear.)
FATHER What is it? I heard you crying.
SCOTTY (Stuttering in fear, trying to speak through his crying) S... Someone is... in the... glass-plate...
FATHER (Letting down the crowbar, understanding there was no actual threat) Glass-plate? You mean (pointing at the mirror) this?
SCOTTY (Whispering) Yes...
FATHER (Trying to conceal his somewhat amused grin) And... what about that person?
SCOTTY He... he looks just like me. He sees everything I do. He looks at me when I poop! And he does everything I do in front of him... He's so scary...
FATHER (Laughs) Haha, don't worry! It's just a mirror! There's no-one there for real. It's just a reflection. You see, when light hits the―
SCOTTY (In sudden rage) Shut the fuck up, moron!
FATHER What...?! Scotty! How dare you talk like―
SCOTTY (Pushing his father out) Get out, you! Out out out out!! You don't understand shite, fucking retard!! Out with you!! Out out out OUT!!! (Pushes his stunned father out and slams the door. Sits back on the toilet and sighs.) Jesus, is it that fucking hard to understand?
An Cat Dubh, 4.11.08
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